doctor my eyes

I have seen things on the beaches of Cannes that no one should have to see. If you thought the Discovery Channel had shown you the saggiest mammory glands in the world, you were sorely mistaken. Sub-Saharan African mothers of 8 have nothing on baguette wielding French grandmas. Or grandpas, for that matter. I have had an unsolicited lesson in the anatomy of old men after seeing a boxer brief swimsuit on a leathery, waterlogged 90ish year old.

I feel the way about boobs now that I imagine a gynocologist to feel about vaginas.