3.6.08

One of many emails from mom referencing the "nose ring"...
the brackets indicate where the email has been altered because Pam realized it wasn't exactly PC or kind (or I wanted to correct her grammar) ;)

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"FIVE REASONS KALI SHOULD NOT GET A NOSE RING:


1. It's one of the travel doctors top don't[s] --- but if AID[s] or Hepatitis doesn't scare you...then [then what?]


2. They are ugly -- you are beautiful and need no adornment


3. You could grow a keloid....then you will have a wide nose for real (as opposed to imagined)


4. [Someone you know] has one and I bet a good many of [her/his] friends do too..there is an upside, you can do all of your shopping at Walmart's blue light specials....where you can save a lot of money on more nose rings.


5. People will be talking to your nose because that is all that they will notice


Oh wait there are six: Your mother will kill you before the AIDS can


Love you,
Mom"




Kali

1 comment:

Pam said...

I think that I will post the latest PRIVATE EMAIL that you sent me...what do you think?