rickshaw ramblings

One of many emails from mom referencing the "nose ring"...
the brackets indicate where the email has been altered because Pam realized it wasn't exactly PC or kind (or I wanted to correct her grammar) ;)

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"FIVE REASONS KALI SHOULD NOT GET A NOSE RING:


1. It's one of the travel doctors top don't[s] --- but if AID[s] or Hepatitis doesn't scare you...then [then what?]


2. They are ugly -- you are beautiful and need no adornment


3. You could grow a keloid....then you will have a wide nose for real (as opposed to imagined)


4. [Someone you know] has one and I bet a good many of [her/his] friends do too..there is an upside, you can do all of your shopping at Walmart's blue light specials....where you can save a lot of money on more nose rings.


5. People will be talking to your nose because that is all that they will notice


Oh wait there are six: Your mother will kill you before the AIDS can


Love you,
Mom"




Kali